23 Tweets That Capture Absurdity Of Millennial Angst Perfectly

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Dec 28, 2018 8:00 PM EST

Good 'ol 2018, what a time to be alive, huh?

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  • 01
    Text - braden graeber Following @hipstermermaid My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate.
    via Twitter
  • 02
    Text - brian essbe Follow @SortaBad To all the millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry. Just think about the future, when it will all be way worse.
    via Twitter
  • 03
    Text - Hippo @InternetHippo Following If all millennials suddenly died the next day's article would be "How millennials are driving up funeral costs"
    via Twitter
  • 04
    Text - jaboukie young-white @jaboukie Following "millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
    via Twitter
  • 05
    Text - Mara Wilson @MaraWilson 16 Feb 16 The other day I tried to get some errands done and everywhere I went there was a Boomer standing in my way It felt like a metaphor Mara Wilson Follow @MaraWilson BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire! MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire
    via Twitter
  • 06
    Text - gOm @gOm Follow me: say a big number. millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. cani have a participation trophy now duhh Wise 37 year old [smiling serenelyl: One million
    via Twitter
  • 07
    Text - Dom DiFurio Following @DomDiFurio Remember: Every weekend is another opportunity to ruin something baby boomers cherish on behalf of all of us millennials.
    via Twitter
  • 08
    Text - tekla Follow @alketrolyat love 2 be a millennial sitting on my giant hoard of cash, willfully refusing to buy: - diamonds - houses - department store things
    via Twitter
  • 09
    Text - Liam Dryden @LiamDrydenEtc Follow "Millennials are so entitled!" Aye well don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
    via Twitter
  • 10
    Text - Siobhan Thompson Following @vornietom Millennials are so easily offended. Like I went up to one and yelled NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU and he cried? Millennials are aged 4-10 right
    via Twitter
  • 11
    Text - TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon Follow Old people: Millennials are ruining things Millennials: You ruined the economy Old people: Yeah but you spend too much time on your phone
    via Twitter
  • 12
    Text - Vichy Thought Leader Follow @i_ZZzzzz Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
    via Twitter
  • 13
    Text - sophie @sophxthompson Follow "kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
    via Twitter
  • 14
    Text - Chris Person Follow @Papapishu Headline: Millennials Are Literally Fighting Each Other For Food In A Winner-Takes-All Gladiatorial Deathdome Photo: Someone taking a selfie
    via Twitter
  • 15
    Text - farwz Follow @farwzz why are baby boomers so mad at everything millennials do. when we're bored we play Pokémon. when you're boredu ruin economies. who's worse
    via Twitter
  • 16
    Text - JuanPa Follow @jpbrammer Boomer: "Millennials want open office spaces." Millennial: "We want to be compensated for our labor." Boomer: "No you want bean bag chairs."
    via Twitter
  • 17
    Text - The Economist @TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf pic.twitter.com/a822ggVZrK 30 Jun The Economist PERDS PERDS PERDS Follow @CowlonFullerton @TheEconomist I work at a grocery store
    via Twitter
  • 18
    Text - tom jamieson @jamiesont Follow Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
    via Twitter
  • 19
    Text - Sam Grittner Follow @SamGrittner Headlines I'm looking forward to: ARE MILLENNIALS TO BLAME FOR WWII? HOW MILLENNIALS SCREWED OVER THE BABY BOOMERS MILLENNIALS: HUMAN POISON
    via Twitter
  • 20
    Text - albro Follow @bromanconsul save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w "aging is uncomfortable and I'm afraid of change"
    via Twitter
  • 21
    Text - law dog, esq @ggooooddddoogg Follow Millennials Can't Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
    via Twitter
  • 22
    Text - Waylon Mercy @LikwidCyance Follow Baby boomers be making 17Ok a year and don't know how to rotate PDFS
    via Twitter
  • 23
    Text - brian feldman Follow @bafeldman need it to live. next question BUSINESS Why Are Millennials So Obsessed With Food?
    via Twitter

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